Happy Holidays:Hope Santa Gives You Something Better Than What I Got
I haven’t forgotten about you people. Just have been a flutter with trying to get orders out and dealing with the parade of coodies marching through my house this month. (I am this close to saying screw green cleaning and just bleaching the tuna salad out of the place. Seriously…I’m living in a petri dish.) Plus…the usual 4,000,000 things that fall on the Mama’s side of the holiday to-do list. (In his defense my husband did hang 3 ornaments. That’s about half the holiday work, right ladies? I guess he’s pacing himself. I am sooo totally going to use up all his glue on purpose.) And what does ol’ needle get for all of her awesome efforts? Well it appears Santa has rewarded me with a big ol’ stocking full of bronchitis. So…I would give you the usual big ol’ Ho Ho Ho Happy Holidays deal…but all I can get out is a ho and a half and then I pass out. (I’m sure there is a good dirty joke in there but I’m too dizzy to work it out.) 
Yes…I’ve used this picture before but who could resist? I’m only superhuman, after all. Happy Holidays Everyone!
So is Santa poop better or worse than dried reindeer poop? I’m thinking of leaving some in the chair of the co-worker who left me a plastic bag full of plastic crap as her way of telling me how much she appreciates me this year.
Hope you feel better soon!
Yikes! Hope you feel better soon so you can kick the hubby’s butt!
Oh no! Hope you feel better soon. And good advice about not being stingy with kind words. I’m always worried that I may be going over the top with praise. But why would that be a bad thing?
And I look forward to reading about your efforts next year.